Poorly Reported Post, Very Good Reason


The Scene: a usually quiet midtown street which, on this evening, is blocked by several large city vehicles, and made loud with the buzzing of chain saws. A blogger peaks curiously out of her garage, awed at the tangle of branches stretching across the road.

WORKMAN IN TREE: Whoa, man, there’s like a bee hive up here.


WORKMAN IN TREE: Shit. And the are m-a-a-d.

[blogger shuts garage door, retreats quickly]

2 Comments so far

  1. Aaron (unregistered) on July 31st, 2006 @ 10:10 pm

    So what exactly happened? From your post, it sounds like giant killer bees that can knock trees down and kill workmen. Or does the [thunk] refer to something else…?

  2. cd (unregistered) on July 31st, 2006 @ 10:24 pm

    The thunk referred to something falling from the tree. Might’ve been a branch, but it was dark and oblong and given the comments that followed, I didn’t stick around or go out to investigate . . .

    Also – see above post . . .

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