Ho-ho-holidays

This evening I was on my way in to Safeway on 19th Street and it was obvious that folks were in the hullabaloo mindset that comes with a holiday. I observed a few near accidents on S Street…and nearly T-boned a driver who was creeping out from a side street. Take it easy out there folks. Whatever it is, it can’t be more important than you and whomever you’re transporting.

The same thing goes for shoppers. And shoppers with cell phones.

Note to woman who left cart in line to go find a bottle of wine: There’s a limit to how long people will “hold your place” in the checkout line. Also, thanks to your loud cell conversation, I now know how utterly meaningless you think your life is and how you can barely get out of bed in the morning. I think it might have something to do with the six packages of cream cheese you put on the conveyor belt. Not to mention the 6 pounds of mascara you were wearing on your eyes. I suspect that makes it very difficult to open your eyes in general. No wonder you’re so depressed. I was depressed after listening to you too.

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1 Comment so far

  1. cd (unregistered) November 1st, 2006 10:47 am

    Haha - invisible cell bubble syndrome! Love it! At least you can save money on gossip magazines when people provide it for free. :)

    I was frustrated by traffic and figured my last minute run to TJ’s would be a parking-nightmare, but no. Lots of spaces, no lines. Guess TJ’s doesn’t sell enough crap food.


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